Tuesday, December 29, 2009

So that's what it's supposed to look like

Attention, ladies and gentlefolk!

After 7 months of a sex with a partner that had the aggression of a floor lamp and the skill of an ottoman, (and the 3 months of emotional recovery following), I have been awaken! Slapped awake from a nearly 10 month period of hibernation!

I have been bounced, flipped, licked, bitten, pinched, invaded... and it was glorious.

Not only does he know where my vagina is, but he visited often. He stayed for tea and cookies, even.

Bon appetite!

2 comments:

Ian said...

How are your internal organs fairing? Still bruised, battered and relishing?

LaydeeVee said...

Yeppers.